shame is a cracked mirror

-----Original Message-----
From: Sandinista
Subject: SHAME LIST

After last nights game the SHAME LIST has been declared by TRUE SCW stalwarts VHR, Sandinista and two French blokes who turned up to play spirited game in the pouring rain. VHR and Sandinista released a statement saying:

"We want a transfer from this club. It's a piece of sh$$%t. Worse than breastmilk from the Queen. I reiterate a piece of sh$$%t. We are looking for the first transfer from anyone that will take us. We don't even care if its from Luton Town or Derby. The players are all hot air and we are wasting our precious time. We have decided to excommunicate ourselves from the club refusing to communicate by any means with the club including email."

Shame CARDINAL STOZ

"Cardinal Storrienko rounds on his South Coogee Wanderer colleagues today
calling them a "pack of two bit nancy soft blouse-wearing moisturiser-using
tossers that wouldn't be brave enough to talk back to an Anglican".

SHAME SHAME SHAME

Shame DJ UDON
DJ UDon wrote" 2 weeks ago we played in the wet and got about 8 or 9 people. surely we can top that tonight."

SHAME SHAME SHAME

Shame Cagey le Coge

Who wrote "Don't worry, it may stop raining at 06.45pm.

If my predictions are proved to be wrong, I am ready

to invite You all at fox studios to watch scooby doo."

SHAME SHAME SHAME

Shame Juanita

Who wrote "I like to play when raining. It makes the field more slippery so it pushes one to be more accurate (if we have boundaries)."

SHAME SHAME SHAME

Shame Sanfordinho

Who wrote "Girls!no wonder your country hasn't produced any decent defenders.. no one ever gets a chance to perfect the slide in tackle...i have played in snow with an orange ball before!"

SHAME SHAME SHAME

OVER AND OUT FOR THE LAST TIME

Yours in excommunication

Sandinista and VHR.

DJ Wrote:
Dear Sandinista and VHR,

Last night both myself and Cardinal Storrienko turned up at Moore Park Gold Club Stadium (aka SCW Stadium) at 6.47pm. The lights were off. There were no other Wanderers in sight. None of the so-called STALWARTS was anywhere to be seen.

If there is to be a shame list created, therefore, it should start with all those people who were NOT there at the alloted start time.

Let's see, the last email yesterday from Sandinista read " I will be there at 6.45pm...". Perhaps you are a fibber or perhaps you are invisible. Either explanation is not conducive to good football. Neither was Van Hankelroy's red locks anywhere to be seen. Let SHAME rest from whence shame is cast.

DJA

On Time and Kitted Up. Let Down.

VHR Wrote:

Club "woosie pussies" are:

DJ "let's make up a good excuse" Juan Aaron.
Cardinal "big on words low on action" Storrienko Cagey "I've played in snow you know" Lecoge Adam "I only ever play in rain" Sanford"
Juan "The Phantom" de la Cruz.

Further..
1. Since when do wanderers EVER leave the ground at 6.48pm? (especially after arriving at 6.47pm) 2. Particularly with the excuse that it was raining (gee whiz, surprise
surprise)
3. Even more so given that the stated deadline for leaving (as per Sandinista's e-mail) was 7.15.

I look forward to our next rainy wednesday night..

VHR.