Comrades,
For those who can tear themselves away from the excitement of the opening of parliament, may I preview a special moment in this once great club's history?
Tomorrow evening (weather permitting) will see the awarding of the Cagey Le Coge Memorial Trophy, the only trophy known to humanity that can tell you the weather conditions on any pitch, anywhere on the planet.
It comes with the name cards of all the people I have compromised over the years, and who thus have to mention me favourably in the SHM, on the ABC, or wherever El Pres tells them to. It also comes with untraceable sim cards for doing deals in the dodgiest fleshpots of the Asia-Pacific region..
Who's in?
IN
Comrade (sultry early, with a shower of goals late in the game)
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