Davor Sees Red

Davor issues kidnap and kill threats
January 19, 2006 - 8:36AM
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Plotting ... Davor Davorinho
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South Coogee Wanderer's latest talent, Davor Davorinho, says he is seeking to kidnap the SCW President, and has threatened to kill a Donna as revenge for her suggesting he was "nothing like Van Hankelroy in the sack".

In a sensational rant to a Maroubra newspaper, the Club Speedster has vowed revenge against El Presidente for not offering the young gun a place in last night's starting line-up at Ronald McDonald stadium.

Davor, renowned for his erratic behaviour, says he wants to drop a nuclear bomb on South Coogee's home ground and accuses Storrienko and the Vatican of influencing Iainomoto's decision to leave him on the bench.

Under his father's guidance, Davorinho quit South Coogee for a stint with the Malawi Maulers in 2001, and has only just returned to the South Coogee fold after becoming estranged from Malawi's millionaire player-manager Malcolm Turnbull.

"Some Wanderers players, with the help of Storrienko and his contacts at the Vatican, have brainwashed El Presidente," Damir told Maroubra daily 'Seals!'. "They told him I can't play well enough. They told him I'm too fast to be a Wanderer. That hurts".

"I have thought about dropping a nuclear bomb on South Coogee since Iainomoto sent me a text message saying my services would not be required last night, for which several Wanderers are to blame. I have even thought about killing a Donna in revenge, that one who said I was hopeless in bed, but I wouldn't gain anything from it."

Davor has sought help from Serbian politicians, including an accused war criminal, in kidnapping Iainomoto. "Only two were ready to help," Davor said.
"One of them however, Vojislav Seselj, is waiting to be tried at the International War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague."

Davor said it was the South Coogee Wanderers, rather than him, that was mentally suspect. "The Wanderers are a spoiled team," Davor said. "They have football talent a-plenty, women-a-plenty, a beautiful pitch, a wonderful stadium, the respect of their peers in the football and business worlds, and access to very cheap garments coming out of their sweatshops."

"They can expect my revenge.

"I'm not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside." Davor was referring to an occasion last season when Van Hankelroy was offering women his hot sausage outside the ground before the Wanderers Feast Day Cup Final against Barnestoneworth.

When asked if he would ever play again for the South Coogee team, Davor replied. "Yes certainly. But not before next wednesday. It takes a while for my anger to subside".

AAP