SCW Funland - Open for business (and pleasure)

Club Stalwarts,

SCW Enterprises Pty Ltd, in association with our proud co-sponsors Bundaberg Ginger Industries and Weight Watchers, is proud to announce the opening of its new entertainment venture - SCW Funland.

The SCW Executive looked at a number of possible locations before ultimately deciding on Siberia, where real estate prices are cheap, carparking is in abundant supply, and a backhander to the right government officials will always get you out of a little problem with the neighbours (something Luna Park would do well to take notice of).

SCW Funland's main attraction is this rollercoaster, the Van Hankelrator. As you can see from the first photo, every punter gets at least what they bargained for when they ride with the Club Ladies Man, and sometimes a little "take-home" extra.

A limited number of free annual passes to Funland are available to players, to be collected from the Club Treasurer the next time you turn up for a game. You know what they say about being "first in".

Yours in capital opportunity,

Don Juan Aaron

----Original Message-----
From: Lanky

Sent: Monday, 18 April 2005 6:48 PM
Subject: RE: SCW Funland - Open for business (and pleasure)

Fellow survey-fillers,

May I move that this new wing of the SCW supporters stand be named "The
SkyPass"?

All hail the as yet unidenitified (in-hiding?) designer (artiste?) who, in
his design of the new SCW edifice, has perfectly reflected the arc of its
physical namesake - the Cagey "through" ball. (Cagey: the man who not only
sees but plays in the fourth dimension).

That the artists has also manged to have the ride elicit in the donnas the
same response as results in them from watching Cagey play is unadulterated
genius. Just Gold: the Eighth Wonder.

Borelladinho

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DJAA Wrote

You are correct, Borelladinho. The rollercoaster depicted is in fact the
"Skypass". It may or may not be the work of Alec Eiffel.

The Van Hankelrator is actually a Ghost Train ride, which is almost visible
in the bottom corner of one of the photos. They who ride the Van Hankelrator
generally get quite a fright when the cars go into the darkness - especially
the ladies. The ghouls can get very touchy-feely in there.

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