Friday, August 12, 2011

Refresh Gnat Claps




Comrades.

Just to let you know that Comrade on behalf of SCW Holdings have invested in a brilliant device that is used to zap mosquitoes, while improving your backhand, or perhaps backheel. This device may have been around for a while, but not rebranded as the original and catchy ‘Refresh Gnat Clapsรค’ trademark, that we now own. Cardinal Storrienko will be pleased to note that the company producing such fine merchandise is indeed ISO9000 certified. There’s a billion or two chinks in the motherland, so we’re certain to pull in the cash on this one.

Yours in ethical investment,

A. Balbo

Club Secretary

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