Sunday, August 14, 2011

Cagey Wins Fantasy League 2005


Well done Cagey. Your prizes are currently being shipped to the Paris embassy via sea mail, so should be there next year sometime. Photos are attached of the SCW merchandise you won. They are beautiful limited-edition works by our award-winning resident military artiste, Comrade, from his factories in China. You can send them wherever you want, however I do recommend Portugal - the site of the French football teams most recent notable disaster. Perhaps a former colony could be good too.

Yours in UEFA next year,
Balbo.



-----Original Message-----
From: Cagey
Sent: Wednesday, 18 May 2005 4:07 PM

Subject: Re: And the Winner is

Dear Wanderers,
first
http://www.audo.net/orgue/sons/marseillaise.mid
second
I have decided to take a year off soccer. No comp for me next year therefore, it's all yours. However, I'll be working as a consultant for sky TV and personnal advisor to manager BamBam.
third
VHR is in great shape and spirit. He learnt a lot while looking at PSG's playing. He should be available for next Wed's game.
take care
cagey Lecoge
--- Sandinista wrote:

> The dust has cleared and the points are in.
>
>
>
> The Frenchman is Victor.
>
> Vive le France.
>
>
>
>
> France uber alles.
>
>
>
>
> In other minor news,
>
> Cardinal managed to avoid relegation in a dramatic final day. He
> capped a remarkable second half of the year where he outsocred many of
> those above. Storrienko was quoted as muttering "This Comp was a waste
> of time"
>
> Balbo claimed the final UEFA spot with some fine performances over the
> last month of the campaign. A number of very solid performances
> ensured that he would gain an extra 100 million kip appearance fee for
> qualifying for UEFA.
>
> VHR who finished second argued that while this year Cagey may have had
> the better of his donnas, next year will be different. He said to AAP
> "Cagey were (sic) lucky this year, but the French is
> (sic) not known for
> their consistent (sic). Flair and style sometime
> (sic) but they last as
> long as VHR (sic)? I think not."
>
>
> Bam Bam the man with the mula, was quoted as saying "DJ was notable in
> professing disinterest in the comp once he lost the lead....then
> relying on obscure rulings to regain his title"
>
> To All and Sundry:
> Until next year.


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