Dear teammates
I'm touched by these kind words and thoughts. Fear not Patron Saint - none of my deals with the devil have involved promises of eternal youth. I owe it to clean living, vegetarian meals, weekly training runs, servants and the first lady.
Unfortunately I am out of touch for tomorrows training run.. down in Melbourne discussing the possible opportunities with the introduction of
Workchoices(c) on the club's contractual obligations here in Australia. Who needs China now...
All the best
El Pres
Comrade:
El President,
On behalf on the manufacturers of the Snow Dome allow me to express heartfelt workers' solidarity to you on the occasion of entering your 8th decade. It seems only yesterday that you established feudal rule over South Coogee, spilling plenty of pommy backpacker blood in the process. I remember
you saying, as we took Wylie's Baths from a rag tag mob of Irish bricklayers, "Never look back lads." Those words have served me well.
May I also remind the Club Rebel and Patron Saint that any disrespectful use
of El Presidente's image, even one produced in violation of all known international labor and environmental standards, will result in the issuance of a one way ticket to Qinghai province.
Yours in Right Thought,
Comrade.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Happy Birthday el Presidente
Wanderati.
You’re the first to see our new limited edition ‘Happy Birthday El Presidente SCW™ Snow Dome™’. Our dome commemorates El Pres’ 26th birthday in 1962 in Coogee Square Garden, when the young First Lady sang to the then junior politician.
While we are aware that it was in fact El Pres’ 70th birthday last Sunday, its taken some time for Comrade’s operations in the Motherland to gear up for production. Comrade has personally apologised to El Pres for the delay, which I understand was due to difficulties finding plastic with the right toxicity to small children, to use for the dome.
Happy birthday El Pres from everyone at the club – as we know its one more year, one more vote.
Yours respectfully,
A. Balbo.
Club Secretary.
CRAPSPEWITUP:
>I really must add my quiet voice to the cacophony of cheers
>accompanying El Presidente's 70th Birthday celebrations. I continue to
>be amazed at how wonderfully healthy he looks every year, and marvel
>that he is still able to grace the field as primary striker as if he
>was still 22. As Club Rebel, I can't help wondering if someting
>sinister is underlying it, reminiscent of the Picture of Dorian Gray,
>but as Club Patron Saint I can only wonder and marvel at the miracle
>that is El Presidente.
>
>Oh, and I would also like to place my order for 20 of the exciting
>commemorative snow-domes. There are about 15 kids in my street that
>annoy me, and it will be good to have 5 in reserve when some more
>happen to come along.
>
>Wishing everyone all the best in this festive time and may the party
>continue all year.
>
>Wazzadonna CRAPS
SCW Severes Ties with Haliburton
Dear Wanderers,
It is with much regret that I will be relinquishing my role as SCW representative on the Halliburton board. I will however be maintaining contact with Dick and we have organised a get together at his ranch along with his new lawyer to discuss future SCW work assisting the US peace machine. He is obviousely already aware of our network of outstanding people and the range of experience that we can offer in difficult and sometimes hard to access regions......especially those of Van Hankelrooy.
It is with much regret that I will be relinquishing my role as SCW representative on the Halliburton board. I will however be maintaining contact with Dick and we have organised a get together at his ranch along with his new lawyer to discuss future SCW work assisting the US peace machine. He is obviousely already aware of our network of outstanding people and the range of experience that we can offer in difficult and sometimes hard to access regions......especially those of Van Hankelrooy.
Thankyou.
Cuts
2005/2006 Phantasy League Championship Winner is.....
Ok Fantasy League Pretenders,
Firstly may I say that in what may be the most long overdue award in football history, I hereby formally award Comrade his trophy for winning the SCW 2005-06 Fantasy League Football Championship (please see attached photo-shot from recent awards ceremony).
The overdue yet deserved award of this trophy is a self-imposed precondition for my next action which, in the interests of bringing some standards back into this once highly esteemed bastion of SCW Football-dom, is to announce that I am re-activating my membership of the SCW Fantasy League comp for the 2007-08 season.
Techonista - we are awaiting comp set-up.
Rest of you jokers - better start your research now.
Kick-off is next weekend.
Yours competitively,
Vanhankelrooy.
Firstly may I say that in what may be the most long overdue award in football history, I hereby formally award Comrade his trophy for winning the SCW 2005-06 Fantasy League Football Championship (please see attached photo-shot from recent awards ceremony).
The overdue yet deserved award of this trophy is a self-imposed precondition for my next action which, in the interests of bringing some standards back into this once highly esteemed bastion of SCW Football-dom, is to announce that I am re-activating my membership of the SCW Fantasy League comp for the 2007-08 season.
Techonista - we are awaiting comp set-up.
Rest of you jokers - better start your research now.
Kick-off is next weekend.
Yours competitively,
Vanhankelrooy.
Wednesday Night Cup of Sorry
IN
Cardinal (Sorry Generation)
Sandinista (Income Generation)
VHR (Goals Generation)
Playmaker (Solar Generation)
Balbo (Paperwork in Triplicate Generation)
Asa (busy creating the next Generation)
Cuts (though not till 7.30)
GAME ON
OUT
Wazzadonna (Rebel Generation)
Shi Lin (Power Generation)
Don Juan (Coup Generation)
Buffalo (tried to think of something clever. oh well. going to have me some hits from the bong and go insane in the membrane with cypress hill at the enmore. puff puff choke choke splutter oh man thats good sh#t
Wazzadonna (Rebel Generation)
Shi Lin (Power Generation)
Don Juan (Coup Generation)
Buffalo (tried to think of something clever. oh well. going to have me some hits from the bong and go insane in the membrane with cypress hill at the enmore. puff puff choke choke splutter oh man thats good sh#t
Cardinals Tie
Jokers
Just above Minister Parkers right ear, my tie makes a high quality appearance on ABC news
Regards
Cardinals
Lanky:
Such noble tie-work. Subtle, aligned. Time for the putsch
Balbo:
| Nice work Cardinal. Its all about publicity, as much as it is all about creating chances on Wedensday nights, not goals. Is the tie a SCW blue, or a Man City blue? I couldn't quite tell from the soft focus they did to ensure you weren't identified. |
Comrade:
Under a recent directive I've been working on, Cardinal's tie would have been pixelated out, although a case could be made that the tie was the most 'refined and inspiring' part of the story..
VHR:
Dead fish, koalas. Why weren't there more questions from the panel about that tie? Was it a Windsor, a Half-Windsor, or just a straight up Four-in-Hand?
PM:
Nuff said, Hankers. Feeding that line about logging protects koalas - perfect. How else do you raise such a minister's profile...
Comrade:
I only hope The Cardinal reminds the minister of Göbels maxim and gets her to repeat the message until it becomes popular wisdom. The debate will soon move on to 'does a nuclear blast improve biodiversity within a koala colony'.
Yours in awe,
Comrade
PM:
Modernise, Shilin. It's now fracking that improves biodiversity...
Cardinal:
Update: My tie has been asked to go to Europe immediately to appear at President Sarkozy and Kaiser Merkel’s media conferences.
Comrade:
Let's hope the tie joins Doktor Merkel on the Italian President's list of things that are "unf-ckable". Otherwise you might need to borrow Lanky's Bunga Bunga survival kit.
PM:
Modernise, Shilin. It's now fracking that improves biodiversity...
Cardinal:
Update: My tie has been asked to go to Europe immediately to appear at President Sarkozy and Kaiser Merkel’s media conferences.
Comrade:
Let's hope the tie joins Doktor Merkel on the Italian President's list of things that are "unf-ckable". Otherwise you might need to borrow Lanky's Bunga Bunga survival kit.
OUtreach Mission
When I was convocating at SCW's new outreach mission on the weekend, I was sure that I'd taken too many of the Cardinal's mushrooms from the back pew.
But now I see that it was real.. God isn't dead, God is red. DJ, your flock is growing..
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