Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Cardinals Tie


Jokers

Just above Minister Parkers right ear, my tie makes a high quality appearance on ABC news

Regards

Cardinals

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-10-27/parkers-portfolio-knowledge-brought-into-question/3604746?section=nsw

Lanky:

Such noble tie-work. Subtle, aligned. Time for the putsch

Balbo:

Nice work Cardinal.
Its all about publicity, as much as it is all about creating chances on Wedensday nights, not goals.
Is the tie a SCW blue, or a Man City blue? I couldn't quite tell from the soft focus they did to ensure you weren't identified.


Comrade:

Under a recent directive I've been working on, Cardinal's tie would have been pixelated out, although a case could be made that the tie was the most 'refined and inspiring' part of the story..

VHR:

Dead fish, koalas. Why weren't there more questions from the panel about that tie? Was it a Windsor, a Half-Windsor, or just a straight up Four-in-Hand?

PM:

Nuff said, Hankers. Feeding that line about logging protects koalas - perfect. How else do you raise such a minister's profile...

Comrade:

I only hope The Cardinal reminds the minister of Göbels maxim and gets her to repeat the message until it becomes popular wisdom. The debate will soon move on to 'does a nuclear blast improve biodiversity within a koala colony'.

Yours in awe,
Comrade

PM:
Modernise, Shilin. It's now fracking that improves biodiversity...

Cardinal:
Update: My tie has been asked to go to Europe immediately to appear at President Sarkozy and Kaiser Merkel’s media conferences.

Comrade:
Let's hope the tie joins Doktor Merkel on the Italian President's list of things that are "unf-ckable". Otherwise you might need to borrow Lanky's Bunga Bunga survival kit.


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