Club Sectretary Turns 30 Part 3

I support the change to Secretary-General...however I wish to have a
full outline of the implications of this and a referendum should be
held
before we willy-nilly go around changing things. I for one would like
to
know a few things:
- Are we simply going for a name change from Club Sec to Sec-Gen or is
there an implied change in role of powers.
- What are the financial implications? Are the salaries comparative
- Will the Club Organisational structure change
- Will there be a change in the function of the former Club-Sec's
duties
and if so who will be picking up those duties
- Is this a push for power by a Wanderer that we have not seen for a
number of years (part of 2003 and 2004) and who has grown delusions of
grandeur? Can anyone verify the 'bona-fide' of the Club-Sec?
- Does he have Malaria? Dengue Fever? Mekong river Fever? Gin and
tonic
epilepsy?


Until these issues are addressed and a referendum is held I urge all
Wanderers to use the appointed title Club-Sec.

And on and on with the 30 balls (15 players 2 each)

1. 30th Goal,
2. 30th Blaze,
3. 30th Sledge,
4. First to 30 goals,
5. Hankers' 30th goal (sorry, stole that one from you),
6. 30th Yellow Card,
7. 30th minute that Wazza distracts his own defence with
conversation,
8. 30th '50-50' tackle by El Kaze
9. 30th Donna swoons and passes out on the sidelines after catching a

whiff of Cagey's cologne
10. 30th time Belladonna takes a tumble
11. 30th questioning of the 'halfway rule' by pommy backpacker
12. 30th bet on outcome taken by SP bookie on sideline
13. 30th time Don Juan offers to provide 'meteorological information'
to
bookie
14. 30th time Dave McBride asks 'can I play lads?'
15. 30th time a Wanderer fails to get within 30m of goals when
shooting
16. 30th shot in a row El Aarondo hits both uprights but doesn't score

17. 30th time El Muth is found alive in Schroedinger's Cat experiments

18. 30th time MY Sheila runs off with another Wanderer (boo hiss)
19. 30th Noesjirwanadonna backheel intercepted in front of goal (I
propose that given this will happen within 5 minutes of starting the
game, that multiple 30th events should be commemorated also)
20. 30th Bundaberg that is consumed (and disposed of thoughtfully)
21. 30th pass that goes to no-one
22. 30th player that Hankers beats
23. 30th offside call by EL Presidente
24. 30th Carrot extracted by Stozza
25. 30 successful tackles by Cagey

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